How to Throw An End of the World Party

It’s time to party like it’s December 21st, 2012! Whether it’s happening or not, I’ve already started putting things off with the notion that the end of the world may set me back a few days. Procrastinators gonna procrastinate. So let’s do this up undergrad-style and make a party out of nothing!

Step 1: Decorations

Don't worry about them, your Christmas decorations will work just fine. And it's a Friday? This party practically planned itself!

Oh Etsy, you have a store for everything!

Step 2: Invite your friends over

If the world is going to end, I’d like to be going down with my favorite people. If nothing else, we can engage in sarcastic banter until the tidal wave wipes out the eastern seaboard.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

Step 3: Eat a lot of food

In honor of dooms day, I have chosen a Mayan-themed menu. Do you think we have enough salsa?

Food all over my face

Step 4: Get drunk

This will take the edge off the whole Armageddon thing. Sticking with my nod to the Central Americans, we will be serving margaritas and sangria. Download my Sangria Recipe Print Out .

¡Salud!

Step 5: Get all dolled up

Go ahead and buy that obscenely expensive party dress from Anthropologie. You’re never going to make it to the 1st, so rent’s not an issue anymore.

$448? I'll take two!

 

Step 6: Make a good playlist

It’s a party, let’s dance! May I recommend the December Rock Out With Your Cocktail Out playlist?